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Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you
the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to a endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who in their larval stage produce silk threads from which to hang and, using a blue light emitted from a modified excretory organ in their tails, lure in prey who then become ensnared in sticky droplets of mucus.
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
This is the best
KIMBER WHAT IS IT
It’s a living muppet!
Actually, it’s a Great Potoo! (Size and eyes indicate species)
And they’re so ridiculous. When they see something threatening, they point their beak skyward, close their eyes (they have these special eyelids that let them see with them closed), and freeze in place so they look like a broken branch. An adorable broken branch.
I want an army of them.
omFG IT LOOKS SO EVIL AND DERPY AT THE SAME TIME I’M LAUGHING