February 2012
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. I hate my life.
Turn Down the Lights, Turn Down the Bed.:... →
lastautumn:
there’s this unbelievably empty space in my life where you used to be. it’s the silence that gets to me, i think, because you never used to let me have a minute of it. my phone was constantly ringing off the hook with you trying to get hold of me because you missed me and you…
I'm Taylor Lee Motherfucking Hanson, Literally.:... →
ohmrsheffield:
I believe that there are ways to feel completely naked without ever taking your clothes off.
Think of someone- anyone that comes to mind. Obviously that person is important to you, and maybe even attractive? Well now picture said person trying to lift a box twice as heavy as…
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– John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)
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