You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I think about this a lot
Come back sun, I want to swim.
The $1.1 billion buyout of Tumblr by Yahoo will no doubt introduce it to lots of folks not yet wholly familiar with Tumblr.“there’s kind of a lot of porn”
CNN article about “What you should know about tumblr”YOU DONT KNOW ME
YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH

