Chuck Palahniuk (via sadfag)
(Source: lucifelle)
i don’t know how to not swear
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
(Source: believed)
No matter how many times I see this, the last two lines always take my breath away
Did anyone notice…
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
And vaginas everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Those are called queefs.
Queefs of relief.
Queliefs
Yes
(Source: socialismandrum)
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