Chuck Palahniuk (via sadfag)
i don’t know how to not swear
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
No matter how many times I see this, the last two lines always take my breath away
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
Those are called queefs.
Queefs of relief.
girls who only ever “like” the photos that have your boyfriend in them